The first says "I don't like sucking my boyfriend's dick".
"Why not?" the second asks.
Just then their third friend joins them.
"He's just too big. I feel it right in the back of my throat".
"I know what you mean", says the second woman, "Steve's so big that I feel him bashing my tonsils the whole time".
The third pipes up "Alex's goes just past my front teeth".
At this her two friends explode with laughter. "That's ridiculous; how can you suck off something that tiny?"
"Suck off?" she says, "I thought we were talking about anal!"
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