My brother was 'in with a promise' and so went into a drugstore and purchases a pack of condoms."That will be $1.08, please," says the clerk."What's the 8 cents for?" asked my brother."It says one dollar right here on the packaging.""Tax," replies the clerk."Gee," says the ditz, "I thought you just rolled them on and they stayed put."
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