A Texan, Mexican, Frenchman and an Englishman are on a plane. The captain come on the PA and says "The plane is too heavy, one of you will have to jump"
The English man says "I'll do it" goes to the door "God save the queen" and jumps
Little later, the captain comes back on "The plane is still too heavy, someone else needs to jump."
The Frenchman goes to the door, says "Vive Le France" and jumps.
Little while later the captain comes on again "Still too heavy, somebody's gotta jump!"
The Texan goes to the door, says "Remember the Alamo" and throws the Mexican off the plane.
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