Hubby told wifey,"going fishing early tomorrow morning." and she said,"Calling for rain." and he said,"No biggie,water won't bother me. I'm going,rain or shine." So,4:00 a.m. he hooks up his boat and just as he leaves the driveway,big storm hit. Rain,hail,high winds,so he backed his boattrailer back in and put everything away and quietly slipped back into bed with his wifey.
He whispered as she moved next to him,'its horrible weather out there, really rough." and she said,"Yeah,and my stupid husband is out in that shit."
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