Two ship captains are in port talking and one of them says "Man I can't keep my ship clean, all my men get horny and masturbate and don't clean up their mess. I can't keep my ship clean." The other captain says "Just do like I did, give each sailor a barrel and tell them the first to fill it up gets a bag of gold." "Well that works great except now I'm out a bag of gold." "Not so! When you come into port sell the barrels to the candle maker." So the captain does as suggested and all his problems are solved, his ship is finally clean. When he comes back into port after months at sea he sells the barrels for a nice profit and heads back out to sea. After several more months he comes back and before he gets off the ship he is confronted by an an angry candlemaker. "You bastard! How dare you come back here! I sold the candles the the convent and now all the nuns are pregnant!"
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