Old southern farmer walks into a law office to get a divorce

The farmer says, I want a deevorce.
The lawyer asks, do you have grounds?
Farmer: Yes I have 40 acres.
Lawyer: No No I mean do you have a case?
Farmer: No I have a John Deere
Lawyer: UGH, you are not getting it, do you have a grudge??
Farmer: Yea, that is where I keep my John Deere.
Frustrated Lawyer: OK lets try this, what is wrong with her, is she a nagger?
Farmer: No but our son is that is why I want the deeeeevorce

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