A little old lady wanted to join a motorcycle gang. She knocked on the door of the local biker club and a big, hairy, bearded guy with tattoos all over his arms answers the door."I want to join your biker club," she proclaims.The amused biker told her that she needed to meet certain requirements before she was allowed to join. First he asks, "You have a bike?""Yeah," the little old lady says, pointing to a Harley parked in the driveway. "That's my Harley over there.""Hmmm," the biker replies. "Do you smoke?""Yeah, I smoke," says the little old gal. "I smoke 4 packs of cigarettes a day and a couple of cigars while I'm shooting pool." The biker is impressed and asks, "Well, have you ever been picked up by the Fuzz?"The little old lady thinks for a moment, then she says, "No,never been picked up by the fuzz. But I have been swung around by my nipples a few times!"
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