There were these two old people that were on there 85th anervirsery. The old lady said to her husband why dont we do what we used to back in the day? So the next day they both came to the table to eat breakfist butt naked. They used to do that before they did it. So they were talking dirty while eating or whatever. She told her man that her nipples were on fire for him and she was ready. He said you stupid bi*ch thats cause one of your titties is in the creamer and the other in your coffie
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