One day, John visited Rick to borrow some movie to watch.
John: "can i borrow some of your movies?"
Rick: "Sure thing, just follow me"
John followed rick to a room full of movies from a to z
Rick: "so what are you looking for?"
John: "oh just some family friendly movies like Disney or Pixar would be nice"
Rick: "alright then, let me get those movies for you"
Rick picked a handful of movies and started handing them to john one by one
Rick: "so here is Aladdin, cars, finding nemo, and monsters inc.... However"
John: "however?"
Rick: "I'm never gonna give you UP"
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