Old Aunt Cora went to her doctor to see what could be done about her troublesome constipation. It's terrible, she said to the doctor. I haven't moved my bowels in more than a week. I see. Have you done anything about it? asked the doctor. Oh, yes, Aunt Cora replied, I sit in the bathroom for a good half of an hour in the morning and then again at night. No, the doctor said, I mean do you take anything? Of course I do. she answered, I take a magazine.
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