When I woke up, I realized my bed broke so I got in my car to get a new one. There were a lot of stops along the way. Car crashes, stop lights, etc. I finally arrived at IKEA where I bought my bed, and on it was a catalogue and the back of it read: Warning: do not buy if you don't have a lot of setup time. Except the "A lot of setup time" was ripped off. I searched around for a long time and found like 20 more and none of them had "A lot of setup". I left the store and looked at the wall and all over it was pasted "A lot of set up." Each letter was made with tiny papers that said "a lot of setup." I thought 'Man, it must've taken a lot of setup to create a plan to rip off 'a lot of setup' from those books and paste 'a lot of setup' out of said 'a lot of setup's. I walked away to get my car and realized that the parking lot wasn't even finished and most of the asphalt was not there.
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