and every morning at work, there's this woman who always lingers around him, but in the afternoons she doesn't. She continues to do this for months and co workers find it bizarre that she's so attached to him in the mornings, yet so distanced from him in the afternoons. One day, one of the co workers plucks up the courage and confronts her about her behavior, "Why do you never hang around with him during the afternoons?"
The woman replies, "I just love the smell of Nate Palm in the morning."
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