after waiting anxiously to set on santa's lap finaly her turn had come santa ask's what do u want for chrismass good girl the girl reply's i want my parents to get back together he looks at her and laughs awkwardly then looks at her mother with a slight smirk and yells maybe if your mother believed in santa they would have been together .
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