Dan Quayle, Newt Gingrich and Bill Clinton were traveling together in
the Midwest when a tornado whisked them away to Oz. When they realized
where they were:
Quayle says, "I am going to ask the wizard for a brain."
Gingrich says, "I am going to ask for a heart."
Clinton says, "Where's Dorothy?"
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