12> How would you like to go live to the scene of the action?11> Can I buy you a dink? Wait -- I'm sorry. Hey, Harry, will you please fix that damn cue card?!?10> Would you like to go back to my place to see if that really is the way it is?9> Wanna be tonight's on-top story?8> I get off each night at 5:30, 6:30, and 11:30. Would you like to do the same?7> Baby, you're a four-alarm fire, and I'm the man who's gonna cover you until you're collapsed, smoking, and wet all over.6> Forget Doppler 2000. Check out my Doppler Nine-and-a-half!5> How about giving me a little headline?4> I'm horny as hell, and I'm not gonna take it anymore!3> I put the 'bed' in embed!2> Tension has been building for days. For an on-the-scene report, I take you now live, down to my pants.1> Coming up in our next segment: my manly part! [ The Top 5 List www.topfive.com ] [ Copyright 2004 by Chris White ]
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