Dave and Mal are on a road trip. They stop at a hotel to spend the night, and can only afford one shared room. Dave goes off to explore the hotel while Mal goes to settle in. Dave then returns and enters the room. It is very barren, and the little amount of furniture it has is very strange looking, and oddly lacking in colour. Dave goes to unpack and tries to open the chest of drawers to put his clothes in - it's locked.
"Open the odd grey drawers, Mal."
"I'm afraid I can't do that Dave."
Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.