[OC] You need to be thinner with bigger boobs

A girl from Omaha came to Hollywood to become a famous actress. She says as much to the first Hollywood producer/director she meets. He says to her:

Sorry, you need to be thinner with bigger boobs.

Her hopes are crushed, but she decides to go to a plastic surgeon. The doctor says she doesn't need it, but he will give her liposuction and increase her a cup size.

She goes back to the producer/director, but he says:

You need to be thinner with bigger boobs.

She goes back to the plastic surgeon. He doesn't think it wise, but she pleads with him. Against his better judgement, he staples her stomach and increases her by two cups sizes. She goes back to the Hollywood producer/director:

You need to be thinner with bigger boobs.

She goes to the doctor again. He flat out refuses to do any more work. She hounds him day and night. He can't get any rest, she shows up at the doctor's office every time he gets there and stays until he leaves. Finally, since he can't take it any more, he performs surgery on her one more time, after hours. He completely removes her stomach and increases her breasts so much the skin can't even contain them.

But unfortunately, after all the operations, and her constant starving of herself, her body just couldn't take it. And she dies that night on his table. Distraught, he realizes what a horrible thing he did. But he feels he is not only to blame for this. He takes the giant breasts, they are so heavy he can barely lift each, and drops them off at the doorstep of the producer/director, so he can see them in the morning.

The producer/director opens his door:

There, now that's what I want. You got the part.

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