A boy walks into his parents bedroom, and saw his father cheating on his stepmother.
The father cries "Shhh! It's okay ! At least this is your real biological mother, ain't you always curious about how she looks!?"
"But how !? You both have blue eyes, and I have brown eyes!" The kid protests.
"Oh...Freaking Biology class..." The father mumbles "The truth is, you are adopted. And I am not your real father..."
"So when can I meet my real father !? "
"Your real father died long ago before you were born, so your mother here had to make the difficult choice between you and your twin sister"
"I have a twin sister!? What is her name!?" The boy asked, excited.
"Ummm... Son, She didn't have a name, as I said, it was a very hard choice for your mother, be thankful that she kept you...."
"She didn't keep me, I barely know this woman on top of you..."
"She did kept you... as I said, it was a very hard choice.....at the abortion clinic...."
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