Obama sees that there is a phone at the Devils office and asks him if he could use it to make one last call to his family. The devil says its ok and Obama makes the call. He spoke for 10 minutes and the devil then said it cost 1 million dollars because it was a long distance call. Obama obviously didn't have a choice so he payed up and then entered the gates of hell.
Queen Elizabeth then said she wanted to make a call and the devil said it'd come at a price as well. The devil knew that she had a lot of money so after she spoke for 10 minutes he charged her 10 million dollars for her call to England. Queen Elizabeth easily payed the money to the devil and then entered the gates of hell.
Kim Jung il was then allowed to make a call. He lost track of the time and talked for over 50 minutes on the phone with his friends in North Korea. After hanging up he realized his mistake and was extremely worried about how much the devil would charge him. The devil went up to him and said 3 cents. Kim Jung il was shocked and then immediately questioned the extremely low price. The devil then replied "It's because making a local call is cheap."
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