...when Putin starts bragging
"My submarines are better than yours, and my men are better trained. They can stay under water for months!"
Obama doesn't seem impressed.
"Even if that were true, US Naval Intelligence knows where every ship in the world is at every moment. You are no threat to us."
Suddenly, a submarine emerges from the water, a hatch opens, a man gets out and shouts over: "Heil Hitler! Can anybody tell me where to get more fuel?"
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