The farmer's old rooster was getting up there in the years, so he buys a new one.
The old rooster looks at the new rooster and sizes him up. "Look, sonny, I'm willing to hand over the whole henhouse to you, but you gotta prove yourself to be strong and quick. I'm gonna run, and if you can catch me, it's about time for me to retire."
The young rooster thinks it over and agrees to the contest. The old rooster runs fast, but the young rooster runs faster. Just as the young rooster is about to catch up, though -- BANG!
The farmer fired a gun, killing the young rooster. "Damn it, I bought another gay rooster!"
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