One night President Obama couldn't sleep so he went down stairs to the kitchen to get a glass of milk and on the way he runs into Theodore Roosevelt and says ''Mr. Roosevelt, how can i make this country better?''. Theodore stands there for a second to think, and then says to Obama ''I don't know, maybe you should ask somebody else''. Obama still can't sleep so he goes down stairs to the basement and he runs into Abraham Lincoln. Obama says to Lincoln ''Mr. Lincoln, how can i make this country better?''. Lincoln stands there for a minute thinking and says ''Go to the Theater''
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