Obama called Putin, Putin put his phone on the auto-answer mode:
The auto-answer text is:
"Hello, you're calling the president of Russia, Putin. Unfortunately I'm not able to answer you now.
If you want to surrender, click on: 1.
If you want to threaten me with new sanctions, click on: 2.
If you want to discuss the situation in Ukraine, click on: 3.
All buttons except the button 1,2 and 3, activate our intercontinental rockets Topol-M, good luck!"
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