"Hey there, Billy Bob, why ya lookin' so forlorn?"
"Well, Jerry Jeff, I'll tell ya. As you well know, I'm just about one of the orneriest ol' cowpokes in this here great state of Texas."
I won't argue ya that, Billy Bob."
"Why, I can out-ride, out-drink, out-shoot, and out-cuss just about any ol' sumbitch that's fool enuff to try me!"
"I reckon that's a fact, there, Billy Bob. So, what's worryin' ya then?"
"Well, gol-darn it, Jerry Jeff, it just don't matter if yer the meanest ol' polecat this side of the Pecos or not! If you get caught suckin' just *one* dick in a public bathroom, everyone starts callin' ya a sissy!"
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