Four nuns were standing in line at the gates of heaven.
Saint Peter asks the first if she has ever sinned. “Well, once I looked at a man’s penis,” she said.
“Put some of this holy water in your eyes, and you may enter heaven,” Peter told her.
Peter then asked the second nun if she had ever sinned. “Well, once I held a man’s penis,” she replied.
“Put your hand in this holy water, and you may enter heaven,” he said.
Just then the fourth nun pushed ahead of the third nun.
Peter asked her, “Why did you push ahead in line?” She said, “Because if I'm gonna have to gargle that shit, its gonna happen before sister mary sits in it!”
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