Nun walks into a hooters bar and asks the bartender "where is the bathroom?" The bartender says "I don't think you should go in our bathroom, there is a naked man statue with only a leaf covering his nuts". The nun says "nonsense, I will look the other way". So she goes in the bathroom. When she comes out everybody starts clapping and she asks the bartender "why is everyone clapping?" Then the bartender said "when you lift the leaf on the man that means you are one of us".
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