Two married mathematical units, Pi and i, are in couple's counseling. Immediately, i tears into Pi.
"We always argue and he won't let me get a word in," i says to the counselor. "He just goes on and on and acts like I don't exist."
"Oh, get real!" Pi fires back.
"See what I mean?!" she exclaims. "He's just being irrational!"
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