The chief tells these three poor men:"you all will be going into the jungle and collect three different fruits, one for each. Bring ten of them for each fruit. I'll give you further instructions when you come back". The first person come back with ten apples, the chief says: "I'm gonna put these apples into your butt. You can't scream, can't make any noise, or I will kill you right away." The first person could not resist, he makes noise on the 5th one and dies. The second person collects ten grapes, he is so glad when he sees what happen to the first person. The game starts, he resists for 9 grapes, and he makes noise and dies. He arrives the haven, the God asks him: "Why you didn't make it? It was the very last one". He tells the truth: "On the 9th one, I saw the third person comes back with ten pineapples..."
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