pregnant. The husband wont fuck her while she is pregnant. Seeing this opportunity she makes a plan with the neighbor for some fuck time. The neighbor has a huge dick, like ridiculously huge. As soon as the husband leaves, the neighbor comes in and they are going at it.
The husband remembers about some important documents that he has forgotten at home and returns, overhearing his wife screaming in pain and pleasure through the door. He bangs the door and demands to know whats happening. The wife panics and screams I am having a baby!
The neighbor gets an idea, he gets a marker and draws a face on his huge dick wraps it in a blanket with the drawn up face exposed and lays down to make his dick seem like a baby and tells the wife to turn off the mains to make it dark.
In the mean time, the husband breaks down the door and sees his wife on the bed asking what happened to the lights. She says there is a power cut. He asks, where is the baby, she points to the dick dressed up as the baby. He goes to it, gives it a kiss and takes his papers and goes off, being late for his trip.
After the husband returns, he asks, where is the baby? The wife says, it died. The husband says, good it died, it looked like a dick anyways.
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