Grandson goes up to Grandpa while he's smoking and says "Grandpa, can I have a cigarette?"
Grandpa replies "Can you touch your dick to your asshole?"
Grandson says " No"
Then you can't have a cigarette..
A little while later, Grandpa is enjoying a beer and the grandson asks if he can have a beer..
Grandpa replies, "Can you touch your dick to your asshole?"
Grandson says, "No"
Then you can't have a beer.
Later, the boy comes out of the kitchen with a whole plate of cookies, the Grandpa says, "Can I have a cookie?"
Grandson says, "Can you touch your dick to your asshole?"
Grandpa replies, "Yes I can and then some!"
Grandson says, "Well you can go fuck yourself, grandma made me these"
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