I recently saw a pro isis protester on the underground shouting and scaring people.

I walk right into his view and stop to listen.
The guy sees me looking and asks "Are you Interested in this mate?".
I replied "Yes!, we might have a lot more in common than you think!"
He looks slightly confused and asks "So are you pro-isis then?! ".
"No, but I am Pro-DickHead" I replied.

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