A long time ago there was a God who had a son with two penises side by side to each other. His son would try to have sex but he could not because he had two penises and only one would fit in a hole. Suddenly he had an idea. Every night when everyone went to sleep, he'd sneak into their room and stick both his penises up their noses because the nose had two holes. He would then ejaculate. So the next time you have a runny nose you'd know why.
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