we'll call them Jim and Steve, walking down the train tracks one night when Jim exclaims "I am the luckiest son of a bitch alive".
Steve asks "Why is that, Jim?"
Jim responds with "Well, 2 weeks ago, I was walking down the train tracks, same stretch right here, and I found a $50 note, went down to the bottle shop, got myself a big bottle of the good shit, I was rotten drunk for the next 3 days."
Steve chuckles "Wow, that's pretty good, but I can beat that"
"Oh fuck off, how can you possibly beat that?" demands Jim.
Steve tells his story "Well, last week, walking down this same stretch of tracks right here, I found a woman, tied to the tracks. So I untied her, took her over into that little tunnel over there and got my reward out of her for the next 2 days"
Jim is astounded "Holy shit, that's amazing! Did you get a blowjob?"
Steve looks sad and says "Nah, I never found her head"
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