The 1st one says "I have the smallest head in the world!"
The 2nd one says "I have the shortest arm in the world!"
The 3rd one says "I have the smallest penis in the world!"
They all go to Guiness World Records.
The 1st man walks out and says "Yay! I *do* have the smallest head in the entire world!"
The 2nd man walks out and says "Yay! I *do* have the shortest arm in the entire world!"
The 3rd one eventually joins them with an iritated look on his face. "Who the hell is Justin Bieber?!"
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