My boss approached me on the jobsite and said, "Hey, we need a new wheelbarrow. There's a hardware store just down the street. Take this purchase order and grab us one."
So I do as I'm told and head to the hardware store. I come back a few minutes later with two wheelbarrows; one stacked inside the other.
My boss yells at me, "You idiot! I told you to buy ONE wheelbarrow!"
I reply, "Well yeah, but you didn't expect me to carry the damn thing, did you?"
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