While at lunch, Joe tells Phil that he hooked up with someone the previous night. Joe mentions that the woman he hooked up with (let's call her Ann) gave him some of the best head he's ever had. Curious about this amazing blowjob, Phil asks Joe what made it so special. Joe then says that Ann sang the National Anthem while simultaneously sucking him off.
Phil, who is completely shocked by this discovery, asks for Joe's approval to try to hook up with Ann. Joe gives his approval.
So the next day, Phil asks Ann out and she says how she's hoped that Phil would ask her out for some time now. That night, after their date, Phil and Ann go back to his place and head straight to the bedroom (I feel that I should mention that Ann is a bit easy, if you know what I mean).
Anyways, they start making out and then Ann starts to go down on Phil. She asks Phil to turn the light off to set the mood. He of course reaches over and flips the lights off. Ann then starts sucking his dick and Phil is loving it. Shortly after, Ann begins to sing the National Anthem with such a beautiful voice. Phil is practically in tears by the amazing blowjob and the beauty of her voice. Phil slowly reaches for the light switch because he really wants to know how she's doing both things simultaneously. He finally reaches the light switch.
Once the lights are turned on, Ann immediately stops and runs out of the room. Phil sits up and looks down at the floor and sees a glass eye...
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