This is only really acceptable at the bar, on a weekend night, preferably after midnight on April 1st.
Walk up to girl of your choice, preferably one you've never met before.
"Hey (regular), do you believe in love at first sight?"
Girl (presumably): No...
"Neither did I (as whistfully romantic as possible) until right now..."
*The waiting of one or two seconds is paramount here, they call it a "beat" in movie scripts*
(As Loudly as acceptable) APRIIIL FOOOOOLS!!! (maniacal laughter).
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