Okay, so one time there was this gay couple going at it like animals in their basement. All of a sudden, the someone rings the doorbell. Boyfriend A says "SHIT, alright honey don't jerk off or anything I'll be right back to finish you off." So he goes upstairs and promptly tells the guy to go away. As he is walking back downstairs he sees cum ALL over one of the walls. "what the fuck babe? You couldn't wait for me? It only took a minute."
"I farted."
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