Unfortunately, the boy shares a bed with his little brother who is on the bottom. The boy looks to his girlfriend and says: "look, we need to do it but we also need a code. If you want it harder, say lettuce and if you want a new position, say tomato.
So they go at it and the girl is screaming: "LETTUCE! LETTUCE! LETTUCE! TOMATO! TOMATO! LETTUCE!"
then all of the sudden from down below the little brother shouts: "Can you two stop making sandwiches cos the mayonnaise is dripping all over my face!"
Apologises if its been on here before
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