John went into the restroom at his local bar and standing in front of the urinal is a very small man with an enormous penis. John asks "I'm sorry to bother you but how does someone your size have a penis that big?" The little man responds "I'm a leprechaun and you can have a penis like this too." John excitedly exclaims "Wow! Really? What do I have to do?". The leprechaun then says "You just have to let me fuck you in the arse." John thinks about it for a bit and after living his life with a less than average penis he decides to go for it.
The leprechaun bends John over the sink and starts hammering him from behind. As John is taking the enormous cock the leprechaun says "So what's yer name?"
"J-j-j-j john" he replies.
"Well how old are ya John?"
"Th-th-thirtyfive"
With a twisted smile the little man replies "Well John, aren't ya a little old to be believin' in leprechauns?"
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