He says to her, "Mother, how did you choose my name?"
His mother sits him down and explains,
"Well son, it is tradition of our people to name the baby after the first sight in nature we see after opening the teepee on the morning of your birth."
She continues, "This is why your eldest brother is named Soaring Sparrow, and your sister is called Blooming Flower."
"Why do you ask, Two Dogs Fucking?"
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