NSFW A nun was walking back to the convent from the grocery store...

When she was grabbed roughly from behind and dragged into the woods, then raped. As the man who had done it was standing up and zipping his pants, he looked at her and said "Now, when you get back to your convent, what are you going to tell the other nuns?"

 

She looked back up at him and replied "That I was dragged into the woods and raped twice, if you're not tired."

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