As he passes her, she asks, "Sir, I feel so lonely, would you please give me a hug?"
The man hesitates but decides to give in and gives her a hug.
The next day the man is walking along the beach again and he sees the same woman laying in the same spot.
She sees him and says, "Sir, I am so sad, would you please give me a kiss? Just one kiss!"
The man hesitates again, but decides that he'll give her a kiss.
On the third day the man once again sees the same woman.
Once she spots him she asks, "Sir, I am so unhappy and I'll be single forever, will you please just fuck me? Just one time please!
So the man picks up the woman and throws her in the ocean and tells her, "There, you're fucked"
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