"Bob, I'm sorry. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess: I have been using your WiFi when you're not around, probably more than you. I know it's no excuse but I don't get it at home. I can't live with the guilt any longer. I hope you'll accept my sincerest apology. It won't happen again."
Feeling outrage and betrayed, Bob grabs his gun, goes into the office, and shoots his router.
So he doesn't get the second text that said "oops darn spellcheck. I meant 'wife'"
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