A man goes into the new brothel. He is vigourously greeted by the pimp who shouts:
"Come in, come in, we have the best prices! $15 for a handjob, blowjob $25, anal $30!"
"Wow, these are good prices. How much for good old pussyfucking? "
"Well, we ain't got that yet, I'm still alone here."
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