A man and his wife are at a restaurant...

... and see a young couple sitting down beside them.

'Did you get together recently?' the wife asked.

'Yes' says the girl. 'As a matter of fact, this is my first date with him!'

The wife and the girl then get into this really long conversation. The girl then has to use the washroom, so the wife goes with her to continue the conversation. The boy then proceeds to ask the man a few questions:

'I'm really nervous - she's dumped other guys for really minor things, and I don't want to lose her! Can you give me some pointers?'

The man says 'Certainly'. Then, after looking behind his shoulder to see if his wife was around, he says 'Step one - always make it look like you're interested in what she's interested in, NO MATTER WHAT IT IS!. Step two-'

The man could not say any more, because they came back.

Using what the man advised, the boy says to his girlfriend 'Tell me about yourself'.

'Well, I like snowboarding' she said.

The boy looks back at the man, who mouths *no matter what it is*.

'Me too!' The boy blurts out. 'I can't get enough of it!'

'I also like watching romantic movies.'

'Me too! I wish I could watch them all the time!'

'I like drawing pictures.'

'Me too! I've been doing it since I was a child!'

Then the girl says 'I also like men with big dicks'.