So he got up, went to the toilet and locked the door. Unfortunately for him, he seemed constipated, and he got annoyed and jealous when he heard the guy next to him do a really soft shit with ease.
He shouted to the guy "I wish I could shit like you!" The other guy replied "Ooh, no you don't!"
The guy was very confused a this, and asked "why?" He said "Because I haven't yet taken my trousers off!"
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