He goes up to the nurse and demands she open the sperm bank vault.
She says "But sir, this is a sperm bank!"
"**Open it now!**" he shouts.
So she opens the door to the vault and inside are all the sperm samples. The guy says "Take one of those sperm samples and drink it!"
She looks at him, puzzled. "Are you serious?!"
"***DO IT!!***" The man screams.
So the nurse sucks it back.
"That one there, drink that one as well." He says.
So the nurse drinks that one as well.
The man makes her drink two more, and as she finishes the fourth sample, the man takes off his ski mask and says,
"See honey - its not that hard."
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