But before he can find and marry a woman, he wants to have sexual experience, so he goes to a whore house.
He walks up to the owner and says "Me want woman."
The owner says, "do you have any money?"
"No," he replies.
"Well come back when you have money," says the owner.
So a few days later the man walks back into the whore house and says "me want woman."
The owner asks again, "do you have money?"
The man pulls out his wallet with a few hundred dollars in it.
"Okay," replies the owner, "do you have experience?"
"No," says the man.
"Follow me then," says the owner. He takes him out back and points to a hole in a tree and says "stick your dick in here and practice fucking a woman."
A bit later the man walks back into the whore house and says again "me want woman."
"Ya got money?" Asks the owner again.
"Yes," says the man.
"You got experience?" Says the owner.
"Yes," the man replies again.
"Ok then you're ready." Says the owner and he takes him upstairs to pick out a woman.
A few minutes later while the woman is undressing, the man kicks her as hard as he can.
"What the hell was that for?!" She screams.
"Me check for bees."
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