[NSFW] A businessman goes to Las Vegas (long)...

And he gambles away the shirt off his back. All he has left is the second part of plane ticket. So he goes to a taxi and asks him if he can take him to the airport. He offers his credit card number, phone number, everything, but the Taxi driver said that if he doesn't have $15, he should the hell out. The businessman gets out while being insulted and barely catches his plane by hitchhiking. A year later after earning back his lost income, the businessman goes back and wins big. When he's about to go back to the airport, he sees the taxi driver who rejected him when he was down on his luck. So, he devises a revenge plan. The taxi driver is in the back of a long line of other taxis. The businessman goes in the front taxi and says, "How much to get to the airport?" The driver responds, "$15." The businessman then asks, "And how much for oral sex?" The taxi driver yells, "Get the hell out!" The businessman asks the same questions and gets the same answers for all the taxis. When he finally gets to the last taxi with the driver who rejected him when he was down on his luck, he asks, "How much for a ride to the airport?" The driver responds, "$15." That was all. So he pays and as they slowly drive past the other taxis on the way. The businessman looks out the window with a big smile and thumbs up. (From The Filthy Dirty Joke Book)